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Hey, I’m Krista!

Wife & mama in Bakersfield, California with my hubs Bryce (aka Bruce aka manfluencer), 12 year old son Boston (aka Boss man), 10 year old daughter Kollyns (aka Kolly girl), 5 year old son Kampbell (aka Kamp) and cavapoo Boujee!! A few of my favorite things include: twinning (#twinningtuesday), traveling, staying komfy kozy with my Staykation, Mexican food all day every day, & Drink Horton Rum!


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A man and woman holding hands, dressed in formal attire, standing on a brick pathway with desert plants and mountains in the background during sunset.
A smiling woman with three children sitting on a light-colored sofa in a living room with beige and white decor, a lamp, and decorative pillows.
Two young children outdoors in a wooded area, one standing on a tree stump wearing a blanket with dinosaur patterns, and the other sitting on a tree stump wearing camouflage clothing. There is a small teepee tent in the background and a red lantern o
A woman and a girl lying down on pink and peach pillows and blankets, with red face paint and pink bows in their hair, having a fun conversation on a pink vintage telephone.
A smiling family of five, including two children, one adult woman, one adult man, and a dog, standing in front of a silver camper trailer outdoors during daytime.
A woman and a young girl holding hands, standing in front of a "Happy Holidays! It's a Small World" sign at an amusement park. Both are wearing matching dark green sweatshirts with a pink Christmas tree design, and Disney-themed headbands with Minnie
Two people sitting on a swing shaped like a lime slice, decorated with colorful paper cutouts of happy coconuts and a sign reading 'Horton Coconut Rum' in the background. They are smiling and wearing pink t-shirts with playful text.
A smiling boy wearing a backward baseball cap sitting on a boat and holding a fluffy brown spaniel dog.
A young shirtless boy with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a big smile, wearing a blue baseball cap backwards outdoors.
A family of five sitting on the tailgate of a red pickup truck outdoors, holding pink and white polka-dotted cups, all smiling and dressed in denim and boots, with trees and sunlight in the background.
Family celebrating Fourth of July with fireworks in the background. The family includes three children, a woman, and a man, all dressed in red, white, and blue. The woman is wearing a striped top, denim shorts, and red boots. The man and boys are shi